Tuesday, 27 October 2009
Rumors Abound that Obama WH will propose Freeganism for those still Unemployed
The American (sic) Dear Leader's economic team is rumored to be working on a proposal for those who are still unemployed even after the spendiculous Bailout that promised everyone milk and honey, manna from heaven and jobs.
What could this new wunderkind program be? They are hoping to recommend that these job rejects resort to 'Freeganism'. That's right folks, the White House wants the unemployed to Dumpster Dive. I can just see it now, the ex-VP from Merrill Lynch fighting over a dumpster treasure trove with the ex-VP from Lehman Brothers. This might not be a bad ideal, imagine how much less we pollution prolific humans will be tossing into our already overcrowded landfills.
Talk is that we can expect a dumpster Czar in keeping with the Dear Leader's hands-off personal management style.
I'm certain those hungry unemployed Americans will embrace this new lifestyle but, Please Do lead by example Dear Leader.
As always, keep the change...
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