Saturday, 5 June 2010
Arizona Illegal Immigration Law helping US Combat Global Warming
Unbeknownst to those wiley legislators in Arizona, their law making it illegal to be an illegal mexican alien in Arizona has had a secondary green benefit for the state and possibly the country.
The Center for Flatulence Mitigation issued a statement that within weeks of AZ passing the "Support Our Law Enforcement and Safe Neighborhoods Act" the air quality in southern Arizona improved due to less bean eating mexicans farting while jumping the fence at the border.
While the results of the air quality are still being tabulated Airon Buttoot, Director of the Center said this may be the lynch pin that wins Washington's support for states asserting their right to defend their borders.
A few months ago I wrote how the farting cows in India and flatulent chickens in China were impacting us here in the US, now it seems there is more proof that humans are not alone in causing the great Gore-y global meltdown.
Blogacause attempted to get a comment from Al Gore to see if he now supports Arizona's much loved law, however we received no response from the Global Warmer in Chief.
Update: Al Gore's Carbon Foot-print grows, or is that blows?
GO ARIZONA! BRING ON THE GREEN IMMIGRATION LAWS!
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