Tuesday, 2 June 2009
Mancow Proves the Sheeple Don't want to Listen with Waterboarding Stunt

I really don't get this debate about water-boarding, if it constitutes torture or not. Think about this folks, do you think the CIA and other government agencies would be using it for anything else? Perhaps they want to help that poor defenseless cave dwelling Islamic Warrior wash his hair? Yep that's it, and I'll bet they use the anti-dandruff shampoo with tar to help heal the skin.
Quite honestly, I feel safer for its use. When was the last time some middle-eastern muslim of arab descent between the age of 25 and 35 tried to play chicken with a twin tower? But then we can't forget those particularly nasty white scottish grandfathers taking jumbo jet flying lessons so they can fly for United Airlines.
What's all this got to do with Mancow or Sheeple? I used to listen to Mancow's Morning Madhouse all the time, but since I work from home and don't have the commute anymore I pretty much don't get to hear his show which is/was pretty darn funny and at times his monologues and rants made good political sense. Recently, Mancow decided to have himself waterboarded to see if it was indeed torture. Well, duh!
While I applaud Mancow for making his political statement about this divisive technique which according to some has little or no value in getting all the Muhammeds to share Al-Quada's deep dark cave secrets, his "hoax" revealed a deeper problem. That being the herd mentality that cropped up in response to his antics. The left jumped on it as proof positive while the right condemned it and every possible shade of critique in between by even the lowliest of pundits. And Mancow was right in saying that neither side could make up their mind as to the truth, that it is torture, albeit a necessary one.
And We the Sheeple follow along with all this media hype, we go to work, break our bread, and our heads hit our pillows without a thought as to what our country is doing in our name with this War on Terror. The point here isn't the technique though, it's the fact that this is just another media circus designed to keep our attention focused anywhere but where it needs to be. Over here sheeple, no, look over there, wait... over here instead. I hope they don't notice the 3 Trillion Dollars we just spent bailing out the tribal owned banks or that we are nationalizing (political speak for socialism or worse) big industry all in the name of change and progress.
And while the beat goes on, we refuse to up-end our neat, orderly lives for a greater good. We won't examine the flip side of any issue either... Here’s what gets me–we’re supposed to be all upset and outraged by making terrorists think that they are drowning in order to extract information from them, but when babies are born in botched abortions, and are left to die unattended in linen closets, we’re supposed to consider THAT proper medical procedure. Which by the way is what Dear Leader Obama wants to do with the undead aborted.
So will the sheeple continue to graze, and will the rain still falls on both the good and the wicked? All while we Americans wonder why other countries no longer respect the US or our citizens. Do you think its because we can't manage our own house? Do you think they see a US government out of control? Do you see it? Or are you content to graze with your fellow snooty sheep and wait for that great and terrible day of the coming of the Lord. Yes, keep grazing you Sheeple.
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Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies: "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says, "Excellent trade, sir."
hehe...



